🎙️Kim: Mr. President, why did you order airstrikes in Iran?
🇺🇸Trump: We thought they were building nuclear weapons.
🎙️Kim: And what about Syria? Why bomb them?
🇺🇸Trump: Our intelligence services said they were making chemical weapons.
🎙️Kim: Alright... and the reason to invade Iraq?
🇺🇸Trump: The same thing — weapons of mass destruction. Totally convinced.
🎙️Kim: I see. So... why not go after North Korea? They really have nuclear weapons.
🇺🇸Trump: Exactly. They really do. I'm not crazy.
Sometimes, it all comes down to choosing your battles... preferably with people who can't retaliate.
