$PORTAL 🚀currently priced at only $0.0424 — cheaper than shawarma in Ashgabat 🌯😂. It seems, well, what's there to catch? But don't rush! It's like an old Lada: nothing special on the outside, but can unexpectedly surge to $0.08 on just a market sneeze 🤧📈

If it catches on the hype, then 2x is quite realistic — and you’re already dancing with a tambourine at the ATM 💃🤑. And if not — it might slide down to $0.03, like the empty phrase "Web3" at a scam project presentation 🤡📉

The developers are silent, the community quietly smokes in the corner, and the price pulses in the range of $0.038–0.048 — just like a holder's heart on a Friday night 😵‍💫💓

So either you buy at the bottom and pray for To The Moon 🌝🚀, or you walk away and wait for it to open a "portal" to oblivion 🕳️