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“The year is 2050”
Ah yes, the future — where sci-fi dreams and meme culture collide.
“Bitcoin is $1,000,000”
Finally! But thanks to inflation, that buys you… a used Tesla door handle.
“Mamdani is president”
Elected on a platform of yield farming and free WiFi for all.
“You will eat the bugs and be happy”
Cricket nuggets are the new chicken tenders. Your protein bar? 83% grasshopper.
“Jim Cramer is still on CNBC”
Now a hologram yelling “SELL!” every time something pumps.
“ChatGPT is installed in kids’ brains at birth”
“Mommy, my neural interface says your argument is invalid.”
“National debt hits 1 quadrillion”
The U.S. pays interest in meme coins. GDP is now measured in Dogecoin.
“Ethereum is still $2,000”
ETH — the friend who swears big things are coming… but somehow never shows up.
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