🔸 Someone who understands that an airdrop means free money — and missing one is a life tragedy.
🔸 Someone who’ll stay with me during a market crash, not just the bull run.
🔸 Someone who’ll sit with me to discuss tokenomics, even if they skip the movies.
🔸 For whom DYOR isn’t just research — it’s a love language.
🔸 Someone who gives me an altcoin as a birthday gift instead of a cake! 🎁
🔸 Someone who knows when to HODL — and when not to become exit liquidity. 😅
🔸 And most importantly — someone who knows I’m not a degen, I’m a visionary! 🚀
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