🧠 Just found out writing can earn me crypto…
So I told my pen:
"Bro, we’re rich now." 🖊️💰
Now I'm out here typing like:
📣 “Dear BTC, I knew you before you were cool.”
Meanwhile, my keyboard is sweating from overwork.
Even ChatGPT asked me to chill.
If memes can make money…
If tweets can earn tokens…
Then my ex’s love letters should be worth at least 3 ETH. 😂💔
Write. Earn. Repeat.
I’m not a trader, I’m a typer now. ✍️📈