$SHIB right now: “I ain’t doin’ much… but I am doin’ something.” 🐶💅
Price: 0.00001142
Gain: +0.97%
RSI: 66.94 (aka not overbought, just flirty 😏)
MACD: plotting... like a silent meme villain 👀
This chart got more mood swings than me during finals week 😩📉📈
First it dips to 0.00001108, then suddenly decides to act bullish at the 11th hour like:
"Wait... I'm a meme coin. I have responsibilities."
SHIB holders rn:
🧍♂️holding
🧍♀️hoping
🧍♂️refreshing Binance every 10 seconds like it’s TikTok
If $SHIB breaks 0.00001143, I’m gonna bark. 🐕💥
Until then, it’s giving... pre-pump silence. 👻
📈 Will it moon?
📉 Will it flop?
Nobody knows. But memes? Always deliver 😤🔥
