"No Subsidies, No SpaceX!" โ Trump Turns the Tables on Tech Kingpin Musk ๐
In a twist stranger than fiction, former President Donald Trump just weaponized a government agency with the cutest acronym in Washington: DOGE โ the Department of Government Efficiency โ to launch an all-out probe into Elon Muskโs billion-dollar subsidy empire. ๐๐ธ
Yes, the same DOGE that Musk jokingly endorsed during a 2021 meme spree is now ironically biting back โ and itโs under Trumpโs leash.
According to sources, DOGEโs new mission? ๐ Uncover every federal penny flowing to Musk's ventures โ from SpaceX rocket fuel to Teslaโs battery dreams.
Trump took to Truth Social this morning and did not hold back:
> โElon gets more taxpayer money than any man in history. Without it, heโd be out of business faster than a failing EV! Weโll SAVE BIG โ believe me.โ ๐ฃ
This comes after Musk publicly shredded Trumpโs โBig, Beautiful Bill,โ calling it โa blueprint for bureaucratic waste.โ The feud escalated quickly from digital jabs to fiscal threats.
๐จ Tesla stock tumbled shortly after the announcement, as investors scrambled to assess the fallout. Insiders say SpaceX is now in โdamage control mode,โ and even Twitter engineers (yes, the X ones) are prepping Musk memes in defense.
What was once a bromance between disruptor and dealmaker has officially gone nuclear. ๐ฅ
Who backs down first? Musk, the subsidy slayer? Or Trump, the budget bulldog?
๐ The future of techโand memesโ
hangs in the balance.