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In the right corner, wearing a blue suit and a red tie... Donald “I’m the president even if by force” Trump!
And in the left corner, holding a rocket in one hand and a phone in the other... Elon “I’m launching a new party while driving” Musk!
Are you ready? Because the rounds have begun!
🧨 Round One: From love comes fighting
They were friends, even sweethearts!
Elon Musk donated millions to Trump's campaign... and Trump said: "Musk is a genius... but a bit weird."
But suddenly, Trump presented a huge bill he called "One Big Beautiful Bill," and Elon said: "What do you mean beautiful? This is an environmental and economic disaster!" 💀
🤯 Round Two: Twitter Rocket
Elon Musk couldn't believe it, and started throwing tweets like they were Falcon 9 rockets:
> "Whoever agreed to this project needs to reconsider themselves... maybe their planet is different from ours!"
"I will establish a new party... and we will call it: The Anti-Government Foolishness Party." 😂
Trump responded in his usual style:
> "Elon has lost his mind. We'll cancel Tesla support... and while we're at it, let's prevent him from launching rockets, save some money!"
In short: "You can't launch a satellite without my permission, sir!"
🐶 Round Three: Is DOGE a secret symbol?
Trump hinted he might use something called "DOGE" against Musk.
People said: "Is he referring to the currency?"
No guys, Trump means "Department Of Government Efficiency"... but it’s clear he invented the name while in the elevator 😅
📉 Round Four: The market is collapsing... and so is the laughter!
The result? Tesla's stock dropped, Musk got nervous, and started apologizing for his tweets as if he was waking up from a Twitter party he overdid.
As for Trump? He wrote on Truth Social:
> "I’m the only president who will raise Musk... with a rope and a lasso!" 🤠
The end (temporary):
This story is just beginning.
Trump wants to take America again.
And Musk? Looks like he intends to buy Congress and make it "X Premium."
🎬 Stay tuned for the second part of the series:
"A rocket against a tie!"
Starring: The weirdest alliance then feud in the history of politics and technology!
#Trump #Elon_Musk #Politics_With_Tesla_Flavor #Giant_Conflict
