BREAKING: CZ says Satoshi wasn't a human...
He was a time traveler from 2140 sent to save us from fiat currencies! 🧠🤖💸
This explains the 21 million Bitcoin limit - he knew we'd fail otherwise!
It's no surprise no one ever found him... He self-upgraded to a hardware wallet and disappeared.#Bitcoin#SatoshiAI $XRP $WCT
