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Media: Mr. President, why did you bomb Iran?
Trump: We thought they were making nukes.
Media: And Syria?
Trump: We suspected chemical weapons.
Media: What about Iraq?
Trump: We believed they had WMDs.
Media: So... why not bomb North Korea?
Trump:
Because they actually have them.
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Funny how certainty suddenly brings peace...
