25-year-old young man divorces for 63-year-old lady? The internet is in an uproar! Netizens dig deeper: she is actually the 'Queen of Coins' in the crypto world!
🔥【Shocking Twist】🔥
25-year-old programmer Zhang suddenly announced his divorce from his wife, and the reason is to follow the 63-year-old 'Mother of Chain Abstraction'! When netizens discovered that this elderly lady had 2,000,000 $MYX in her wallet, the entire crypto community went wild!
💥Core of the incident:
Zhang's own words: "She taught me to open contracts across 10 chains in 3 minutes, my ex-wife only asks me how to withdraw USDT"
The elderly lady was revealed to be an early node operator of MYX Finance, saving $3900 in transaction fees on a single trade
Ex-wife's accusation: "He talks in his sleep about MYX's MPC signature principles"
🤑What is MYX Finance?
This is the 'chain abstraction printing machine' that drives both young and old crazy:
1️⃣ Cross-chain magic: Directly open ETH contracts on Arbitrum using BTC from the BNB chain, saving cross-chain fees ≈ free money
2️⃣ Zero friction trading: Keeper nodes automatically help you grab the best Gas, the elderly lady's operations are 3 seconds faster than quantitative teams
3️⃣ High-yield staking: The 63-year-old lady's node has an annualized return of 228%, beating the bank wealth management purchased by the ex-wife
👑Why is she called the 'Queen of Coins'?
In 2023, she participated in MYX testnet with a $500 principal, airdrops worth $1.5 million in hand
Innovated the 'chain abstraction profit-taking method', simultaneously maximizing incentives from Base, Blast, and Manta across three chains
At 63 years old, she teaches live: "Using MYX is like dancing in the square, just follow the rhythm and press the confirmation button"
🤯Netizens' heated discussions:
"Is this a twilight romance? Clearly, it's a master-apprentice relationship in on-chain alchemy!"
"The ex-wife's loss is not unjust—this elderly lady's wallet is packed with the entire Layer 2 ecosystem"
"Suggesting major exchanges open a 'Silver-Haired Trader' section, grandpas and grandmas are trading better than KOLs"
💡Revelation:
When a 25-year-old young man chooses a 63-year-old chain abstraction mentor...
Perhaps it indicates:
In the Web3 world, true 'youth' is the quantity of MYX in the wallet
Not the birth year on the ID card
Follow @MYX Finance to unlock your chain abstraction printing potential<<
