🚨 $BTC BREAKING NEWS 🚨🔥

CZ reveals a wild theory: Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t human...

He was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140, sent to protect us from the collapse of fiat! 🤖🧠💸

🔹 21M BTC limit? Designed with future foresight.

🔹 Disappearance? He evolved into a hardware wallet and merged with the blockchain.

🔹 Still anonymous? He never belonged to this timeline.

Satoshi didn’t just build the future — he came from it. ⏳🚀