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Breaking: CZ says Satoshi wasn't human...

He was a time traveler using artificial intelligence from 2140 sent to save us from fiat currencies! 🧠🤖💸

This explains the 21 million Bitcoin cap - he knew we would mess things up without it!

No wonder no one has ever found him... He upgraded himself to a digital wallet and disappeared.

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Breaking: CZ claims Satoshi wasn't human...

It turns out that Satoshi Nakamoto wasn't just a mysterious genius, but a time traveler from 2140 sent to save humanity from the collapse of fiat currencies! 🧠🤖💸

According to CZ, this explains everything:

The 21 million Bitcoin cap? Perfect timing. He knew we would print money until we went extinct unless someone from the future stopped us.

The mysterious disappearance? A twist from classic science fiction - he didn’t escape... he evolved into a digital wallet and vanished into the blockchain ether.

And why has no one ever found him? Because you can’t find what never existed in our era.

Maybe Satoshi wasn’t just ahead of his time - maybe he wasn’t from our time at all.$WCT