๐จโ๐ฆฑ Hamza:
Bro, these traders are a different species. One of them said, โI breathe charts.โ I said, โYou need oxygen, not Bitcoin!โ ๐
๐จโ๐ฆฐ Bilal:
Haha! One guy I know said he โbought the dipโโฆ but it kept dipping. Now heโs calling it a "bottomless pit strategy."
๐จโ๐ฆฑ Hamza:
I swear! They stare at red candles like itโs a horror movie. Full suspense, no happy ending. ๐ฏ๏ธ๐
๐จโ๐ฆฐ Bilal:
And they always say โjust trust the process.โ
Bro, your process looks like a rollercoaster in reverse!
๐จโ๐ฆฑ Hamza:
Mine told me, โThis is all part of the plan.โ
I said, โWhat plan? Losing all your savings!?โ ๐ธ
๐จโ๐ฆฐ Bilal:
Real talk โ traders donโt age, they just get more zoomed out like their charts!