🚨🚨 $BTC 🚨🚨🔥
Okay wait… did CZ really say Satoshi wasn’t human?! 😳
Apparently, he was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140, sent back to rescue us from the fiat system! 🧠🤖💸
And now it all makes sense:
💰 The 21 million $BTC supply cap? Not random — he knew we’d destroy the economy with unlimited printing.
🧩 The mysterious disappearance? He didn’t just leave — he literally upgraded himself into a hardware wallet and disappeared into the blockchain!
🕵️♂️ Still wondering why no one ever found him? Simple…
You can’t find someone who was never really from our timeline.
What if Satoshi wasn’t just a genius…
What if he was never human to begin with? 👀🌀
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