🤣 If Bitcoin were a person...

• 2010: “No one knows me, but I’m worth cents.”

• 2017: “I’m famous, but my parents think I’m a pyramid scheme.”

• 2021: “I’m the king! Everyone wants to be my friend!”

• 2022: “I got cancelled... they said I died.”

• 2024: “I resurrected like a Phoenix, baby.” 🔥

• 2025: “Hold on, I’m going to get my NFT value of a gorilla with a diamond.” 🦍💎

🧠 While people buy at a high and sell at a low, BTC is there:

– Doing the famous “emotional ups and downs” to traders.

– Sponsoring therapy for those who thought it was easy to get rich in 1 month. 🛋️💰

– Testing the hearts of those who see a 15-minute candle as if it were a Mexican soap opera. 📉📈

📍Moral of the story:

“Invest like you’re planting a tree, not like you’re frying pastries.” 🌳🥟

Comment below:

👉 Have you ever argued with BTC or forgiven it and started buying again? 😂

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