🚨🚨 Breaking news: CZ reveals a shocking reversal of Satoshi Nakamoto's identity! 🚨🚨
Have you ever thought... maybe Satoshi Nakamoto is not human at all? 🧠🤖
According to CZ, Satoshi Nakamoto is actually an AI time traveler from 2140, who was sent back to our time to save humanity and prevent the collapse of fiat currency! 💸⚙️
💥 Why do you say that?
✔️ The total amount of Bitcoin is limited to 21 million pieces - a perfect fit for the timeline of the future fiat currency collapse.
✔️ Satoshi Nakamoto's mysterious disappearance? He didn't leave...
✔️ Before he disappeared, he upgraded himself to a hardware wallet and disappeared forever in the depths of the blockchain.
CZ said: "You can't find Satoshi Nakamoto because he never belonged to this era."
🔥 Maybe Satoshi Nakamoto is not just "ahead of the times", but doesn't belong to this era at all.
Crazy conspiracy theory? Or the most shocking truth in the history of encryption? 👀