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BREAKING: CZ says Satoshi wasn’t human…

He was an AI time-traveler from 2140 sent to save us from fiat! 🧠🤖💸

That explains the 21M $BTC BTC cap – he knew we’d mess it up otherwise!

No wonder no one’s ever found him… he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanish

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BREAKING: #CZ Claims Satoshi Wasn’t Human…

Turns out, Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t just a mysterious genius — he was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140 sent back to save humanity from fiat meltdown! 🧠🤖💸

According to CZ, this explains everything:

The 21 million BTC cap? Perfectly timed. He knew we’d print money into oblivion unless someone from the future stopped us.

The mysterious disappearance? Classic sci-fi twist — he didn’t walk away... he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanished into the blockchain ether.

And why has no one ever found him? Because you can’t find what never existed in our time.

Maybe Satoshi wasn’t just ahead of his time — maybe he wasn’t from our time at all.