🤣 Binance ne mujhe writer nahi, joke bana diya! 💀✍️
After 10 reels, 20 memes, 30 emotional rants and 1 chai ki kasam…
🎉 Congratulations! You earned 0.10 USDC!
💸 Lagta hai Binance ne socha:
“Is bande ne dil se likha hai… toh usko dil se 10 cent do ❤️”
📉 Jab screen pe reward dikha toh lag raha tha: “Mummy, main Forbes wali list me aane wala tha… par Binance ne sab bigaad diya!” 😭
📊 Baaki log kama rahe $123...
Aur main 0.10 USDC leke ghoom raha hoon jaise Elon Musk ka cousin hoon! 🤑
🎭 Ab toh lagta hai "Write to Earn" nahi,
"Write to Learn Patience" program join kar liya maine!
🧠 Binance ka algorithm bol raha hai:
“Views mile? Mazze karo. Paise chhodo, aur likhte raho beta!”
🔥 But no worries!
Agle hafte fir likhenge…
Shayad is baar reward double ho jaaye – 0.20 USDC! 🤩🚀
#BinanceSquare #WriteToEarnOrCry
