🚨 BLACKROCK + $XRP ?! Or Just Crypto Fantasy? 🧠💥

If it’s real, I’m going full degen.

🏠 Selling the house

🐶 Rehoming the dog

🧬 Kidney? DM me offers.

I’m strapping in for the moon mission of the century. 🌕🚀🔥

But let’s hit pause for a dose of reality:

🕵️‍♂️ No official BlackRock spot XRP ETF exists.

🧃 That “$9T listing”? Fabricated juice.

💻 The screenshots? Cooked.

👂 Hype is loud. But receipts speak louder.

Until the ink dries and the SEC nods… this is just hopium vapor.

💭 Still... imagine if it was real. 👀

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