😅 Crypto Trading Starter Pack:
✅ Wake up at 3AM to check charts
✅ Change your bias every 15 minutes
✅ Watch 10 YouTube gurus say 10 different things
✅ Buy the dip... then it dips more
✅ Blame the market makers
✅ Say “I was early, not wrong”
✅ Go back to being a long-term investor 🧘
Welcome to crypto.
Where your worst enemy… is you. 😂
Just remember:
📊 Risk management beats revenge trades.
📉 Don’t let red candles control your emotions.
💡 And yes… we’ve all been there.
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