🚀 BLACKROCK + $XRP ?! 🚀

Say less. If this turns out to be real? I’m selling the house, the couch, the memories.

The car? Listed.

The dog? Rehomed with love.

My left kidney? Let’s just say I’m open to offers if it means bagging more $XRP.

Strap me in, boys — I’m not missing this rocket. I want front row seats when we breach the stratosphere and XRP hits uncharted territory. 🌕💥

But let’s get one thing straight... ⚠️

No official filing from BlackRock. No confirmed $XRP ETF.

All those posts showing BlackRock’s "XRP ETF" on screen? Fabricated.

The "$9 trillion entering XRP" tweets? 🧢

Until we see real SEC paperwork or official statements, it’s just noise.

Don’t mortgage your future for someone else’s screenshot.