🚀 Trading with Donald: "Remember, this was the most bullish market in history!"

💤 Then vs Now

– *Before: "Crypto is a scam!"

– *Now: "Bitcoin is the greatest American invention! (well, almost)"

🎯 Best Trump quotes about crypto:

✔ "Crypto is a funny thing. Especially when it's green!"

✔ "Bitcoin takes pressure off the dollar… and off my feed on Truth Social!"

✔ "If we are not in crypto, then China will take this place. And I won't allow that!"

🫠 Nostalgia for the market under Biden:

– "It used to be simple: printed a trillion — altcoins x10. And now…"

– "The circus with futures, ETFs, and sudden Trump tweets is more exhausting than his speeches!"

💎 Conclusion:

"I don't know where the market will go. But if it crashes — blame the Fed. If it soars — it's thanks to me!" © DJT (probably)

P.S. "If Bitcoin doesn't break its ATH before the elections — I declare them fake!"* 😏$TRUMP