📉📈 Last 2 Days in the Crypto Market Be Like...
Me: “I’ll just hold. I’m a long-term investor now.” 😌🧘
Market: drops 15% in 3 hours 😭💔
Me again: “Okay maybe I’ll just check… once… every 5 minutes.” 😵💫📲
Then suddenly…
🟢 DMC pumps $2,000
Me: “WE'RE BACK BABY!! Lambo time!!” 🚗💨💸
10 minutes later...
🔴 It dumps again
Me: “I’ll just become a farmer or something...” 🌾😩
Moral of the story:
Crypto didn’t break my heart, it just showed me emotional cardio. 💔➡️❤️🔥➡️💀➡️🤣
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