💔 “XRP & Ex-Girlfriend” 💔📲
He texted his ex at midnight:
“Hey… I miss you.”
She replied:
“Why now?”
He said:
“Because… XRP just pumped, and you were the only one who believed in both of us.” 😭📈💎
She replied:
“I believed in you… until you sold me for meme coins.”
He whispered to himself,
“She was my real long-term hold… and I fumbled both.” 😔🫠
📢 Moral:
Don’t chase pumps or exes — both come back when you’ve moved on… or moon. 😂🚀
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