If you thought companies buying Bitcoin as if it’s bottled water was bold, Forbes just confirmed your fears: this “treasury madness” might signal the end of the current rally .

What Forbes really means:

“Bitcoin Treasury Madness Signals The End Of The Current Rally”

Translation: When everyone is copying MicroStrategy’s game, it’s probably time to worry .

In other words, if 61 random firms and even new Bitcoin-treasury startups believe they can casually ride BTC’s gravy train into the sunset, alarm bells should be ringing louder than a hypebeast at a Saylor keynote.

Why it's hilarious (and terrifying):

Wannabe trillionaires: Flashy firms are loading up on $BTC just because MicroStrategy’s stock popped 3,000% since 2020 . Yolo moves often end one of two ways—moon or meltdown.

Leveraged up to our eyeballs: They're not just buying Bitcoin—they’re borrowing to buy Bitcoin. If BTC dips below ~$90K, half of these treasuries could be toast .

Political crypto roll call: Even Trump’s crypto clique is in on it—along with digital asset stockpiles and presidential memos. Apparently, government Bitcoin is totally “strategic” now .

The inevitable outcome?

Unlike your average coin pump, this is corporate-level #FOMO —complete with balance sheets and CFO hair on fire. Analysts warn this feels eerily like peak mania . Remember, when amateur hour goes Wall Street, the liftoff can be wild—but the crash can break the lawnmower.

TL;DR:

1. Everyone is turning into MicroStrategy—because piggybacking on someone else’s moonshot strategy never ends well.

2. Half of those Bitcoin treasuries are one dip below $90K from looking like the next Blockbuster.

3. If governments and corporations are calling Bitcoin “strategic,” maybe it’s time to hide behind some popcorn—or run.

🧨 Final word:

When institutional suits start treating Bitcoin like cash in the back pocket, the party’s almost always over. So, sit back, enjoy the drama, and maybe keep a bar of gold or two under your mattress—just in case.