🚨 BlackRock + $XRP ? 🚨

If this turns out to be real… I’m going all in.

➤ House? Listed.

➤ Dog? Found a new home.

➤ Kidney? Ready for auction.

Just strap me to that XRP rocket. 💸🚀

⚠️ But here’s the truth:

There’s no official XRP ETF from BlackRock — yet.

That $9 trillion rumor? Fabricated.

The so-called “filings”? Debunked.

#NextFedChairCandidate $XRP