🚀💸*Why did the trader break up with his girlfriend?🤦$SOL
Because she had too many *stop-losses* and no *take-profit*! 📉💔
*(For non-traders: A stop-loss limits losses, while a take-profit secures gains. The joke implies she kept cutting things short but never let the good times roll! 😆)*
Bonus one-liner:
**"I told my trader friend to relax. He said, ‘I can’t—I’m stuck in a sideways market.’"** ➡️😅
Traders need humor—it’s the only thing that’s *not* volatile! 🎢😂