CRYPTO FUNNY TALK 👄
Crypto Trader's Diary:
Monday: I’m a genius, 50% up!
Tuesday: Why is it red?!
Wednesday: HODL!
Thursday: Googling “Can you cry on a Lambo seat?”
Friday: Wife left. Dog sold my ETH.
Saturday: Bought the dip… again.
Sunday: I’m early. This is the future. 🚀
