💰 Now $ETH : approximately $2,440 — shaky-wobbly, as if your refrigerator suddenly 'synchronized' 😂

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😂 Meme forecast:

1. 🐢 Slow snail:

$2,300–$2,400 — if the network is clogged, then ETH will crawl like a miner snail, happy with all the validated blocks.

2. 🚀 Meme rocket attack:

$2,600+ — if a major DeFi protocol launches a token on ETH and memes start sounding: 'ETH — stomping Layer-2, lifting to Layer-Meme!'

3. 😱 FUD clown:

$2,200–$2,300 — if suddenly the gas is ignored, saying 'ETH is too mainstream', and panic begins with pictures of a crying frog.

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💡 Meme slogan:

'ETH — when your gas is more expensive than gasoline, but memes still stick!'

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