Global leadership, or group chat gone wrong? 🌍📵

We’ve got world-shaking decisions being made by people who communicate like it’s Snapchat at 2am.

“Wyd?”

“Nothin, just launching sanctions lol.” 🚀💣

Where’s the adult supervision when every summit sounds like a TikTok duet gone off-key?

Diplomacy now requires memes, emojis, and a VPN.

Policies? Nah. Just vibes. 🤡🔥💬

World peace might hinge on who drops the next viral cat GIF.

And $SOL is mooning while humanity’s collective IQ is buffering... 🧠💻📉

We’re not in a simulation. We’re in a group project with no responsible team leader. 😩🍼

Send help—or at least a grammar book.