#TRUMP congratulated the world with the words "The time for peace has come!"

Trump sobered up.

He also stated that Iran gave a "very weak response" to the US strikes on its nuclear facilities, with 13 out of 14 missiles intercepted, and one posed no threat.

Furthermore, Trump thanked Iran for the prior warning about the strikes, which allowed for the avoidance of casualties.

He also expressed hope that Iran has "let off steam," and that a path to peace and agreement in the Middle East is now possible.

And what, there won't be a movie? What about five bags of popcorn? Why did I buy them?