🎭 Crypto Dreams Mode: BTC | BNB | ETH – FACK PRICES EDITION
🔶 BTC (Bitcoin)
Price: $104,999 🚀
Status: One BTC = One LUXURY SUV 🏎️
Headline: Satoshi returns and buys the dip — again!
🔷 BNB (Binance Coin)
Price: $621 🔥
Status: BNB Chain hosts Mars smart contracts
Rumor: CZ bought a volcano to power next blockchain
🟣 ETH (Ethereum)
Price: $2289 ⚡
Status: Vitalik launches ETH 3.0 powered by AI + Pizza
Meme: Gas fees = 0.00001 ETH thanks to teleportation tech
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🧠 FACK Insight:
In a parallel crypto universe:
BTC breaks gravity
BNB owns the DeFi metaverse
ETH runs on unicorn logic
🎉 Just for fun. Don’t trade based on this. Or do — in the metaverse.
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