🚨BREAKING: $NSC – Nawaz Sharif Coin Just Dropped! 🪙👀
Even the blockchain’s confused: "Yeh kya naya khel hai?" 🤯
🔥 Top Features:
✅ Return Policy: “Mujhe kyun nikala… wallet se?”
✅ Three-Time Bullish: Just like his PM streaks
✅ Tax-Free Growth: File missing, but price pumping! 📈
✅ Exclusively runs on Raiwind Chain 😎
💸 Launch Price: Rs. 1997
📈 All-Time High: Rs. 2013
📉 All-Time Low: Panama Papers crash 📄
💬 Investor Buzz:
“Yeh coin sirf London exchange pe kaam karta hai!” 🇬🇧
😂 Tag that one friend who won’t invest in $NSC without shouting "Vote ko izzat do!" 🗳️
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