#BinanceAlphaAlert 📉 Mr. Krabs Sells Krabby Patty to Buy the Dip!

Bikini Bottom is in an uproar!

The crypto market has dropped 20%, causing legendary businessman Mr. Krabs to lose his sanity (and his spot balance).

> 🦀 "I’ve sold the secret recipe, the cash register, even Pearl… just to buy the dip!"

Monitoring by the Binance Alpha team:

Mr. Krabs bought $KRABS, $PLANK, and $BUBBLE when the candles were red like sambal.

Plankton also bought, but forgot to set a stop loss… and instantly turned into mush.

📉 Meanwhile, beginner traders:

> "Bro… this is really the bottom, right?"

– The same trader who said “it’s still early” when BTC was 69K.

CONCLUSION:

Market crash? Krabs cash!

But remember: DYOR — Don’t Trust Random Opinions.