🔮 BREAKING: A psychic grandma predicted the dump 👵📉

Some say it was whales. Others say macro news.

But deep in a village with no Wi-Fi, one grandma whispered:

“Sell now, the candles are cursed.”

⏳ 6 hours later — $BTC nukes, altcoins collapse, Pepe cries.

Is TA dead? Are we all just living in Grandma’s chart?

Now she’s knitting bullish patterns in her sweater.

You still ignoring the signs?

#BinanceFeed #CryptoProphecy #GrannyKnows #BTC #MarketCrash #Altcoins #TAisDead #WitchCandle #OnlyUpFromHere 🧶📊💥