📉 When you open your wallet in the morning and discover you've lost 40% while you were sleeping:

"Sleeping is worship: No, my dear… in crypto, sleeping is gambling! 😵‍💫😴

✨ And if you tell your friend:

⏬ "The currency dropped!"

✨ they reply:

⏫ "Yeah, but this is a buying opportunity!" 🤩

The only opportunity;

Is to buy nerve ointment. 😀

📌 Today's advice:

If you find yourself monitoring the chart more than your family news, and the wallet screen is leaking negative energy on your mood... take a small break.

Spend some time out of the market, or review your strategy calmly. The market isn’t going anywhere—just your nerves, if they go, it’s hard to get them back! 🛸

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