Everyone around is shouting: "Alt-season is coming! 🚀", "Prepare the bags — there will be a moon! 🌕" I think, okay… I'll check what's in my wallet. I open it… and I am horrified 😱

There are 1000 boxes of dead cats (1000CAT) 🐱☠️, hundreds of stray dogs (DOGE, DOGS, $BROCCOLI714 ) 🐶, bags of frog legs (PEPE) 🐸🦵, a wagon of rotten penguins (PENGU) 🐧💀, hamsters in every corner (HMSTR) 🐹👀 — and all of this smells like old dreams of +100x 💭💸

My crypto wallet is not DeFi, it's a crypto-zoo after a nuclear winter ☢️. And here's the question: will all this come to life?.. or is it time to burn it and start over? 🔥

What if it comes back to life? After all, even dead memes move before alt-season 🧟‍♂️📈

Look, $PEPE is croaking again, $DOGE is barking. Maybe my zoo will start to stir…

🧹 I conduct an audit: ✅ what is still trading — into the "keep" folder

❌ what is dead — into "souvenir"

👁 what is pumping in Telegram — under scrutiny

The main thing is not to collect 1000 new dead cats 🐱☠️.

One collection is enough for me for a lifetime 😅