🤣💦 WHO BOUGHT $ETH AT $3K THINKING “EASY MONEY”?

…is now in the office bathroom, staring at MetaMask like it owes child support 📱🚽💔

“It’s just a dip,” they whispered.

“Bull run coming,” they copiumed.

Then—BAM—reality slapped harder than ETH gas in 2021. 💀🔥

Meanwhile…

The *“joke” coins — the ones your serious trader friend called “trash” —

Yeah. +420% overnight. No whitepaper. Just memes and chaos. 🚀😂

And $ETH maxis right now looking at $BOB, $WIF, $PEPE like:

👀 “Wait… was I supposed to buy the stupid one?”

🤝 Welcome to crypto — fundamentals are optional

Meme coins running victory laps while Layer 1s sip chamomile and cope.

💬 Drop 🙋‍♂️ if you’re still waiting for $3K like it’s a lost Amazon parcel.

💬 Drop 🚀 if you already packed your bags with the next degen moonshot.

Choose your fighter.

Bathroom tears 😭 or meme-fueled yacht parties 🛥️

#ETH #CryptoPain #MemeCoinSeason #AltcoinCarnival #BathroomConfessions #Write2Earn

Say the word if you want next gem radar 🔎⚡