When $BTC Hits 69k Again? 😁

Why did Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it couldn’t handle the inflation in the relationship! Bitcoin walked into a bar and tried to buy a drink. Bartender said, “That’ll be $30.” BTC replied, “I paid $10 last week!” Bartender shrugged, “Welcome to volatility, buddy.” A guy told his grandma he bought Bitcoin—she asked if it was a new laundry detergent. Meanwhile, crypto traders check prices more than they check on their kids. Bitcoin’s mood swings make teenagers look stable. Remember, Bitcoin doesn’t sleep… and neither do its holders. Hodl tight, or you'll sell low and meme forever!