#USNationalDebt

Breaking news, or rather, urgent news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States doesn't have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, between the Excel spreadsheet, the pastries, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misidentified the PIN incorrectly. 😵‍💫

Some scream "this will change the game!" while others scream "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and trembling economists.