#USNationalDebt HOT NEWS or more precisely, BREAKING NEWS:

Trump has just made a shocking announcement weighing in at 36 MILLION 💣 (yes, with T as in The Earth is shaking)

According to him, a recent audit has discovered that possibly, just possibly, the United States may not have to pay a portion of its public debt.

Excuse me? How? And if I return my bill saying that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge Department (we don't know if it's an agency or a parts shop with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found an 'anomaly'.

'Anomaly,' they say! The next thing will be saying that the Treasury entered the wrong PIN. 😵‍💫

Someone yelled, 'THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!'

And others yelled, 'THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH THE ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!' 😱

Currently, it's all just sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists with a twitch in their left eye.

But if this develops... global debt history will be rewritten from scratch.

What would you do if tomorrow you were told that your mortgage was an administrative error? 😏

As they say: get ready for popcorn, because this is just the beginning. 🍿📉🇺🇸