#USNationalDebt > "🚨 **Trump discovers a shocking financial 'secret'!**

> According to his new 'audit', America might not owe 36 trillion dollars!

> **The question**: Can I also 'audit' my debts and eliminate half of them? 🤔

> **Source**: The secret 'Dodge' department (between the cake pies and missing Excel files).

> **Conclusion**: If we believe this, the moon might be made of cheese too! 🌕🧀"