Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not need to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills indicating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand-new Dodge department (we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among the Excel spreadsheets, the pastries, and the weird theories, they found "irregularities".

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury misidentified the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some shout, "This will change the game!" while others scream, "This is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists trembling.