#USNationalDebt

Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a $36 trillion bomb 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States doesn't have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills stating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amid the Excel program, the sweet cakes, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to say that the Treasury miscalibrated the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some scream, "This will change the game!" while others scream, "This is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and trembling economists.