🚨 Breaking News from Planet Earth (or should we say Planet Debt?)

The United States, always innovating, has just launched its latest economic masterpiece: the public debt now exceeds $1,576,038,078,643.7 trillion. That's right, TRILLIONS — with a T for "Maybe we should stop printing money like it's toilet paper" 💸

And as if that wasn't enough, Congress decided to add a special touch with the "Big Beautiful Bill" — a big bundle of tax cuts, increased spending, and a debt ceiling raised by an additional $1,576,038,076.45 trillion. Because, of course, if you're already neck-deep in debt, why not dive in headfirst? 🏊‍♂️

With this tsunami of spending, the dollar is under more pressure than the "snooze" button on a Monday morning 😵‍💫 Inflation in the US has already shown signs that it won't be going away anytime soon, and the crypto market felt the impact: Bitcoin dropped to the range of $1,576,038,076.494 to $1,576,038,076.495 after inflation data came in higher than expected 📉 And if you thought that $31,286,072,056 was a safe haven, welcome to the new normal: volatility with a taste of high interest rates and a jittery dollar.

While the Fed tries to decide whether to cut interest rates or just pretend it's in control 🫣 Bitcoin dances to the tune. If inflation rises, it falls. If the Fed blinks, it skyrockets. And if the US continues on this fiscal rollercoaster, BTC could become the new digital gold — or the new meme on Reddit, depending on the day 🎢💀

Moral of the story? When the most powerful country in the world treats its economy like an episode of "The Three Stooges" 🎭 the crypto market becomes the stand-up stage. And Bitcoin? It laughs... or cries, depending on the chart 😂📊

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