#USNationalDebt

Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, and maybe just maybe, the United States doesn't have to pay back part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills indicating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among the Excel spreadsheets, the pastries, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities".

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some shout, "This will change the game!", while others scream, "This is a horror movie, and the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and trembling economists.