#USNationalDebt

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (we're not sure if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst the Excel program, the pastries, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury Department incorrectly set the PIN. 😵‍💫