Trump’s positions shift like a chameleon — never the same color twice! 🇺🇸🎭

Here’s the timeline of the flip-flops:

1️⃣ “Leave Tehran immediately!”

2️⃣ “I only said that to protect innocent lives.”

3️⃣ “Our patience is running thin!”

4️⃣ “We can’t afford to lose American troops.”

5️⃣ “We know where the Supreme Leader is hiding!”

6️⃣ “But we won’t strike him… for now.”

7️⃣ “Let’s talk it out.”

8️⃣ “But first, surrender all your weapons — no conditions!”

9️⃣ “Mark your calendars for Thursday!”

🔟 “Next week, something big’s coming!”

1️⃣1️⃣ “We will attack Iran!”

1️⃣2️⃣ “Actually… we won’t.”

1️⃣3️⃣ “Give me 2 weeks — then I’ll decide.”

📌 Bottom line:

Trying to follow Trump’s political stance is like trying to find a meme coin that won’t rug in Web3 — almost impossible 😅💥