#USNationalDebt

Breaking news, or rather, urgent news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States doesn’t have to pay back part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills claiming that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among the Excel program, the pastries, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury incorrectly adjusted the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some shout "this will change the game!" while others scream "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱